VMA LIVE BLOG

Ok, guys getting me connected was like trying to find the grail, just so you know.

Red Carpet:

Ohh, LC, I like you hair... but hate your dress... or like, the bottom of your dress..

wearing gucci doesn't mean your dress is nice... I like Taylor Swift's dress...

TI, like the jacket. 

Haha, TI's voice cracked... that was awesome.

Oh god, Katy Perry, you're annoying... just... wow.... annoying...

Moral back lash from Christians?  How about the girls out there who LIKE kissing girls without drinking...

If I ever go to the VMA's I hope to arrive like them...  

OH MY GOD Katy Perry WHAT are you wearing!?  What is that?  Other than ugly.

I like her a Miley showing up together.  

Wow... that weed you smoked about an hour, nice job...

Pink I love you.  Alot.  Be my lesbian lover.  Please....

I like your dress Jordan Sparks

You know, I think this add is improvised.

Oh they're talking to panic.

Katy Perry is just wearing like a 50's bathing suit.

Oh, she really IS wearing a bathing suit.

I like Miley Cyrus's dress.  I really do... but I really like Miley, I hate admitting to that.

Michael Phelps, I so BADLY want you to be hot.  But you're such a cuteie, move the mike closer to your mouth honey...

FOB is my hero right now, they showed up in a horse and buggy...

They were really good... wow...

I think I liked the second group better...

The Jonas Brothers had like this professional looking banner on the top of their car, and everyone has had home made lookin' ones.

Wow X-tina I LOVE your dress... and HATE your hair...

You know what i would love to see would be x-tina and Aretha performing together...

Isn't T.S. dating the one in white?  Isn't it weird that she's talking to them like she doesn't know them?

Um... Slipknot... yea... um... you'll have that...

Awwww Ashlee you're so CUTE!!!

Um... you're like, six months along and you look BETTER than all the skinny girls... I love you....

It would be wrong to make a Kobe Bryant rape joke wouldn't it?

Oh its paramore.... Haley... um... Tights without holes in them... and no side pony tail...

Oh and I hate your shoes...

Oh Taylor Swift, you're cute!!!

Ciara, I like your outfit.  Well done.  Please, to talk to Katy Perry about her's though... it needs to stop...

Paris i like your outfit.  Although you did get the ugly brother honey, I'm sorry...

Haha, that was funny.

Correction, this is funny

That was such an awkward plug for something...

Oh... I like her outfit... damn...

Show Start:

Oh I love this song....

Rhinna.... can I be hot like you when I grow up?

BARAK OBAMA LOVES YOU AND LOVES YOUR MOMMA

Wow... you said that... you really really did...

I like this guy right now... wow...

Wow... wow...

I think he just surpassed Sara Silverman in being offensive, only, well... he's FUNNY..

Does Katy Perry's necklace say Jim?

:-( its not Rhianna... damn... Britney won for the first time though... I guess.

Go, vote for Taylor Swift, I can wait.

Ofcourse Katy Perry is doing Like A Virgin.  Its plays into her person.....

Everyone needs to see NewAgeamazon mimicking Katy Perry right now... its classic.

Um... Demi... I think I hate your outfit.  I might change my mind then...

Yay, Christ Brown won.  Huzzah!!

They are gloriously geeky... wow...  But he sounds like a girl...

They're not bad... I keep waiting them to have bongos playing or maracas or something though...

The cute one looks like John Stamos...

Oh god, Katy this performance belongs at Karaoke NOT on MTV... AUG...

OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU RUSSEL BRAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Phelps, that was awkward, but its ok, come over to NewAgeAmazon's and we'll work on it with you.

I love the like 20-30 seconds of bleeping they have to do on rap artists.

Did little wayne's pants just fall down? 

Leona Lewis ROCKITH

Lindsy I love your outfit.  Just incase you care.  I love you outfit...

Good, I like them, they dance well.

The Pussy Cat dolls just thanked god and their parents... wow... wow.... hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Oh my god I love you Sharon Osborne...

oh god, twilight cast... Aug...

YAY!!!!!!!!    PARAMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU PARAMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok, next time, work with your vocal range next album honey, I want to like you so much....

Ok Haley, I know you WANT to be in Bikini Kill... but you're not...

Oh my god... Um.. He's making a I just slept with Joe Joans joke isn't he... I love this guy...

Did Shia just trip?  Really?  Are you kidding me?

Ok, i'm ok with this. They are an acceptable winner, and I sort of like that song...

Miley, you're so adorable...

I love you Pink... please come be my not so secret lesbian lover... please...

I love you Pink... I have loved you for years... since Can't Take Me Home...

oh my god Pete I love you.  I do.  You have just entered my heart along with you lovely wife.

Who is that?

Fuck, its one of those stupid fucking scarves.  Aug... UGLY

Wow... Jordan Sparks... Um... I'm not sure if that was good or bad.  Wait not bad... having sex before marriage DOESN'T mean you're a slut...

yea, Rhianna was miked badly earlier and I could kill them for it.

Its like she's covering herself....

Only in a good way.

Wow... MTV made him apologize...

Didn't they make a joke about how they weren't going to win?

YAY ITS NOT KATY PERRY!!

I saw that coming.  I really really did

Those are some gloriously geeky young men

Cannot make insensitive rape joke...

Could you be excited about this?  Please Britt?

Well done MTV...