Scandals are just people forgetting their manners.

So... Newageamazon or Theprophetvarius (I don't remember which) told me that Sarah Palin made some comment about dressing as Tina Fey for Halloween, this morning I thought to myself, "what WOULD the candidates dress as for Halloween?".  So here goes:

Sarah Palin is already taken care of.  But just for my own amusement I'm going to pretend that I came up with her dressing as Tina Fey.  So at the pundit costume ball she shows up and everyone looks at her and goes "you're not in costume" and she keeps saying "Oh, yes, I am by golly gosh, I'm dressed as Tina Fey!"  Everyone looks her over and says "no you're dressed as dressed as you, its not a costume.  You fail."



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Of course, her husband is dressed as Larry the cable guy and everyone is shaking their heads as to why he didn't try to make his costume go with her's.

So then Joe Biden shows up.  And you figure, Biden has a sense of humor about himself.  So what is he dressed as?  Droopy dog.  Why?  Cause Jon Stewart has compaired him to droopy dog, might as well dress as it.

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Jill Biden would show up dressed as Red Hot Red Riding Hood, who droopy appeared with a few times, mostly because its "goes" with his costume.

As for the McCains?  They're easy to figure out; he dresses as Herbert Hoover because their fiscal policy is the same.  And Cindy?  Yea she's dressed a Cruella De Vil, and once again, no one can tell the republicans are in costume.

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And lastly we have the Obamas.  You figure with young kids Halloween is a holiday they're totally into still.  Michelle probably made the kids costumes, and daddy has (until recently) always taken them out trick or treating.  But as America's hottest political couple who are they going to dress as?

Rhianna and Christ Brown.



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Disagree?  Have other ideas?  Leave me comments.