Scandals are just people forgetting their manners.

So if you follow my twitter, you've heard this already but I feel like everyone should be subject to this:

its the traditional Hanukkah Dog

Today I'm at work and letting someone know what days we're closed for Christmas and New Years adn one of our clients (who's abotu 14) is waiting for her therapist to come out and says to me "but are you closed for Hanukkah" (please feel free to correct my spelling) and I say "No, no we're not but at least I've prevented my boss from lighting the Menorah in the window before its time" and she laughs and we start talking about how she can't find any good Hanukkah decorations and I tell her to get a Hanukkah bush and she tells me that she's been telling people about Hanuclaus and that he comes and gives gifts to all the good JEWISH girls and boys and says "Oy oy oy" instead of "Ho ho ho" right?  Comedic GOLD from a 14 year old.

The other one which needs relating (this is second hand) is:

Not Photoshopped

A friend of a friend is leaving class last week and she comes out of the building and there's this guy standing there in a red coat with a red nose and looking cold and she thinks "Santa!" and then gets closer and sees he has a sign which say "If you're having pre-marital sex you're going to hell" so she snaps a picture of him and titles it "Not Santa".